Click to go back to the joke pageThought Provoking Questions for the New Year:
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to
hear him, is he still wrong?
If a deaf person swears in sign language, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a
hostage situation?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?