A male whale and his mate were swimming around in the ocean,

when all of a sudden, the male whale catches sight of a whaling

vessel in the distance.

He takes a closer look, and recognizes it as the ship that harpooned

his parents many years ago. So, he turns to his girlfriend and tells

her that he wants to avenge the death of his parents.

She hesitates, knowing that they could become the next victims of

the vessel, but he reassures her and tells her that he has been

planning this all of his life, and he swims over and whispers the

plan to her.

So, she agrees and they swim up under one side of the boat, and they

both start blowing air through their blow holes. The boat starts to

rock back-and-forth, and the sailors on the ship are scrambling all

over the deck.

Finally the boat tips over, and the sailors are scattered through

the ocean. The male whale is delighted and starts to gobble up the

sailors, but the female whale starts to swim away.....

So the male whale swims over to her, and asks her what is wrong.

She huffs and puffs and says, "I agreed to the blow job, but there