A girl had devised a device to cause any car that passed in front of

her house to suddenly break down but couldn't find any practical way to

profit from it. So, thinking clearly, she set up the device, and as the

cars passed the house and broke down, she'd offer the man in the car a

place to stay for the night. Then, as soon as the man was asleep, he'd

be jarred awake by her with his penis in her mouth, and she'd hold a sign

up saying "$50 or I'll bite hard!" Of course, usually the guy would pay

and she'd let him go.

Well one day a Newfoundlander broke down, and had to stay the night.

Sure enough, he felt something between his legs at night, and there she is

with him in her mouth and holding the sign, "$50 or I'll bite."