There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect

courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was,

of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving

along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside

in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting

to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect

couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they

were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the

driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa

Claus had an accident.

Only one of them survived the accident.

Who was the survivor? (scroll down for the answer)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The perfect woman.

Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and no such thing as a perfect

man.

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* A Male's Response

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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman

must

have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

 

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