Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood were conversing on the porch

swing of a large white-pillared mansion. The first woman said, "When my

first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me."

The second woman commented, "Well, isn't that nice." The first woman

continued "When my second child was born, my husband bought me that fine

Cadillac automobile you see parked in the drive." Again, the second woman

commented, "Well, isn't that nice." The first woman boasted "Then, when

my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond

bracelet." Yet again, the second woman commented "Well, isn't that nice."

The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for

you when you had your first child?" The second woman replied "My husband

sent me to charm school." "Charm school!" the first woman cried "land

sakes, child, what on Earth for?" The second woman responded, "So that

instead of saying 'who gives a flying fuck', I learned to say 'Well,