A few Random Thoughts....

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Let's get it straight: It was George Washington who couldn't tell a lie, Richard Nixon who couldn't tell the truth and Bill Clinton who couldn't tell the difference.

The scale at the doctor's office has a chart showing the desired weight per height. Thanks to it, I now know my problem. I'm not overweight; I'm too short.

Maybe it would be easier if the people who haven't committed adultery would just 'fess up.

It's hard to be a leader these days -- you don't know if people are following you or chasing you.

Just think, if we had elected Ross Perot, we wouldn't have to worry about a sex scandal in the White House.

You might be a redneck if your bathroom deodorizer is a box of kitchen matches.