THE PENIS LIST

the Nuprin penis: ................................. Little, Yellow, Different.

the Equal penis: .................................. Tastes like Sugar.

the Excedrin penis: ............................. It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.

the Sprite penis: .................................. Image is nothing...Taste is everything.

the Snickers penis: .............................. It satisfies you.

the Alkaseltzer penis: .......................... Pop, pop, fizz, fizz...Oh, what a relief it is...

the Magnavox penis: ........................... Smart. Very Smart.

the American Express penis: ............... Don't leave home without it.

the Pringles penis: ............................... Once you pop, you can't stop

the M&M penis: .................................... Melts in your mouth, not in your hand

the Frosted Flakes penis: ..................... They're GGGRRRREEEEAAAAATTT!

the Lucky Charms penis: ...................... They're magically delicious

the Energizer penis: ............................. It keeps going and going

the Right Guard penis: ......................... Anything less is uncivilized

the Jolly Green *Giant* penis: .............. Self-explanatory

the Campbells Soup penis: .................. Mmm mmm good

the Purple Pickle penis: ....................... Heh heh

the Kix penis: ....................................... Kid tested, mother approved.

the Tombstone penis: ........................... What would you like on your penis?

the Ragu penis: .................................... Comes out chunkier than the rest.

the Chips Ahoy penis: ........................... Betcha bite a chip.

the Purdue penis: ................................. More meat, less bone.

the All State penis: ............................... You're in good hands.

the 7-Up penis: ...................................... The UN-penis.

the Nike penis: ...................................... Just do it.

the Barq's penis: ................................... The one with bite.

the Beef penis: ...................................... It's what's for dinner.

the Bud Lite penis: ................................ Great taste, less filling.

the Subway penis: ................................. Where fresh is the taste.

the Kentucky Fried Chicken penis: ........ Finger licking good everybody needs a little.

the Life penis: ........................................ Mikey likes it.

the Transformers penis: ......................... It's more than meets the eye.

the Twizzler penis: ................................ It makes mouths happy.

the Nintendo penis: ............................... Now you're playing with power.

the Robitussin penis: ............................. Used by nine out of ten moms.

the Crest penis: ..................................... Recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists.

the Champion penis: ............................. The official penis of the '96 u.s.a. olympic team.

the Starburst penis: ............................... The juice is loose.

the Toyota penis: ................................... I love what you do for me.

the Citibank Visa penis: ......................... It's everywhere you want to be.

the Timex penis: .................................... Takes a lickin and keeps on.......

the Burger King penis: ........................... Have it your way

the Dairy Queen penis: .......................... Hot eats, cool treats

the Milk penis: ........................................ It does a body good. (got penis?)

the Flintstone's Vitamins penis: .............. 10 million strong and growing

the Wendy's penis: ................................. Where's the beef?

the Captain Planet penis: ....................... Go PENIS!!

the Folger's Crystals penis: .................... The best part of wakin up is a penis in your cup.

the Lays penis: ....................................... Betcha can't eat just one.

the Mr. Clean penis: ............................... Is it wet or is it dry?

the Diet Coke penis: ............................... Just for the taste of it...

the Doublemint penis: ............................ Chewing really satisfies.

the Juicyfruit penis: ................................ The taste is gonna move ya.

the Big Red penis: .................................. It's longer with big red.

the Neon penis: ...................................... Hi.

the Generic penis: .................................. One size fits all.

the Rave Music penis: ............................. Ya'll ready for this?

the Mortal Kombat penis: ........................ Nothing can prepare you.

the Bounty Penis: .................................... The quicker picker-upper.

the Pizza Hut penis: ................................. Makin' it great. Again and Again.

the Bounce Penis: .................................... With Static-Guard!

the Domino's Pizza penis: ........................ Delivers in 30 min or less

the Nyquil penis: ...................................... The nighttime coughing, sneezing, runny-nose, itching, burning, so you can't rest penis.

the Extra penis: ........................................ Lasts an extra extra extra long time

the Wonder Bubbles penis: ...................... Magic wand inside!

the Wonder Bubbles II penis: ................... For ages 3 and up

the Gillette penis: ..................................... The best a man can get.

the Charmin Double Roll penis: ................ It lasts longer because it IS longer.

the Bacardi penis: ..................................... Taste the feeling.

the Macintosh penis: ................................. Power is everything.

the Borg penis: .......................................... Resistance is futile.

the Edge Shaving Cream penis: ................ Ultimate closeness, ultimate comfort.

the Beatles penis: ...................................... Now a quarter smaller than it used to be.

the Oasis penis: ......................................... Thinks it's the beatles penis.

the Jell-O penis: ........................................ Look at it wiggle, look at it jiggle.

the Secret penis: ....................................... Strong enough for a man, ph-balanced for a woman.

the Micro Machines penis: ......................... A whole world, in the palm of your hand.

the Sanka penis: ........................................ Get that good to the last drop feeling.

the Swiss Miss penis: ................................. The taste you can enjoy anytime, any where!

the Payday penis: ...................................... Its almost totally nuts!

the Yellow Pages penis: ............................ Let your fingers do the walkin.

the Sony Play Station penis: ..................... You are not ready.