Someone found a condom in a McDonald's hamburger recently. Here's David

Letterman's explanation(s)...The Top Ten List "McDonald's Excuses for

the Condom in a Big Mac" As presented on 08/22/97.

10. We were test-marketing the new "McTrojan".

9. Condom, condiment--what's the damn difference?

8. It still tastes better than the "Arch Deluxe"

7. It was either there or in the vanilla shake

6. Turns out the rumors about Grimace and Mayor McCheese are true

5. We're experimenting with a new, even happier "Happy Meal"

4. So what -- a regular Big Mac is 60% latex anyway

3. Employees too embarrassed to say, "Like condoms with that?"

2. Drive-thru speaker broken -- "Coke with lots of ice" sounded like

"prophylactic device"

And finally...1. When you're serving billions and billions, you can't