HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME

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Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,

empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor,

placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle,

excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch,

toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave,

return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show

equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower,

shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about,

acquiesce, aromate, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help,

acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear,

understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim,

nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm,

allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt,

commit, enlist, pine, cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle,

snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve,

bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the

ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky,

crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip,

slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather,

tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken,

undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff,

fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze,

flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, Jack, and do

it again.

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HOW TO SATISFY A MAN EVERY TIME

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