Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to USA by boat and one says to the

other, "I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd,"

her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do

as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, Mother Superior points to a hot

dog vendor and they both walk toward it. "Two dogs, please," says one. The

vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil.

Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.'

Mother Superior is first to open hers, then, staring at it for a moment, leans