A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's

her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa

asks, "What would you like

Santa to bring you for Christmas"?

The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a

G.I. Joe".

Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and

says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken"

"No", said the little girl. "She comes with G.I.