All Prettied Up

Sarah had her mother staying with her in town to get some various

physical checkups. Her mom had bad eyesight so Sarah volunteered to

drive her to the doctors offices.

Tuesday was her appointment with the Gynecologist so she went into

Sarah's bathroom to take a shower. She got out, toweled off and noticed

in Sarah's medicine cabinet a can of feminine deodorant spray. She'd

never used such a thing but thought that she'd try it since she'd be

spread eagle on the examining table and was a little self conscious

about possible odor. She gave herself a couple of puffs and got dressed.

When she had her feet in the stirrups and the doctor had positioned

himself appropriately, he chuckled and said, "my, my, Mrs. Friedman,

aren't we all prettied up today?"

Naturally, Sarah's mother was mortified, could not speak a word and

hurried out of the office when the appointment was over.

She was still beet red when she and Sarah arrived back home, and Sarah

finally asked what was the matter.

Mom said "Oh honey, I'm just so embarrassed" and related the doctor's

comment.

"I don't know what he must have thought....all I had done was use a

little of your feminine deodorant spray!"

"But Mom, I don't have any feminine deodorant spray" said Sarah.

"Oh yes you do, dear, come and see", said her mom and lead her into the

bathroom, opened the cabinet and lifted out the infamous spray bottle.

"Oh, no Mom!" Sarah exclaimed. "You weren't wearing your glasses, were

you?