A man who worked for the fire department came home from work one

day and told his wife, "you know, we have a wonderful system at the

firehouse"...........Bell #1 rings and we all put our jackets

on.....Bell #2 rings and we all slide down the pole.....Bell #3 rings

and we are on the truck and ready to go! From now on, we're going to

run this house the same way. When i say Bell #1, I want you to strip

naked.....When i say Bell #2, I want you to jump into bed and when I say

Bell #3, we're going to screw all night!

The next night he came home from work and yelled.....Bell #1....The

wife took off all her clothes. Bell #2.....The wife jumped into bed.

Bell #3..... They began screwing. After two minutes, the wife yelled

"Bell #4".....

The husband asked "What the hell is this Bell #4?"

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