The last 10 things any MAN would ever say:

10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool mother-fucker!

9. While I'm up, can I get you something?

8. I'm absolutely wrong, you must be right!

7. Her tits are just too big!

6. Sometimes, I just want to be held.

5. That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody.

4. Sure, I love to wear a condom.

3. We haven't been to the mall in ages. Let's go shopping so I can hold

your purse.

2. Fuck "Monday Night Football", let's watch "Murphy Brown".

1. I think we're lost. We'd better pull over and ask for directions.

The Last 10 things any WOMAN would Ever Say:

10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being

friends.

9. Go ahead and leave the seat up. It's easier for me to douche that way.

8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.

7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.

6. Please don't throw that ol T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are

just too cute!

5. This diamond is way too big!

4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.

3. Wow, it really is 14 inches!

2. Does this make my butt look too small?