Click to go back to the joke pageTO MY DARLING HUSBAND,
I am sending you this letter via the BB thing so you'll be sure
to read it. Please excuse the deception but I thought you should
know what's been going on at home since the computer entered our
lives TWO YEARS AGO. The children are doing well. Tommy is 7 now
and is a bright, handsome boy. He has developed quite an interest
in the arts. He drew a family portrait for a school project and all
the figures are good and the back of your head looks very realistic.
Little Jennifer turned 3 in September. She still remembers that you
spent the whole afternoon with us on her birthday. It was a grand day
for Jenny despite the strong storm and the fact that the electricity
was out all afternoon. I am doing well. I went blonde about a year
ago and discovered blondes really do have more fun.
George..uh, I mean Mr. Wilson the Department Head..has taken an
interest in my career and has become a good friend to all of us. Well,
my dear I must be going. George..uh, I mean Mr. Wilson..is taking us
all on a ski trip and there is packing to do. I hired a housekeeper
to take care of things while I'm away. She'll keep things in order,
fill your coffee cup and bring your meals to your desk just the way
you like it. I hope you and the computer have a lovely time while we
are gone. We will all think of you often. Try to remember us while
your disks are booting.
Love, Karen