Click to go back to the joke page1- Department stores... their clothes should always be half off.
2- Vacations... they never seem to be long enough.
3- Computers... hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
4- Coolers... load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
5- Chocolate bars... sweet, smooth, and head right for your hips.
6- Coffee... the best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night.
7- Horoscopes... they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
8- Plungers... they spend most of their lives in a hardware store orthe bathroom.
9- Cement, after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
10- Like laxatives.. They irritate the shit out of you.
11- Why did God create man... Because vibrators don't mow lawns.
12. What are two reasons men don't mind their own business... No mind-No Business.
13. How are men and parking spots alike... the good ones are taken and what's left is
handicapped.
14. Why is it hard for a woman to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking...
Because those men already have boyfriends.
15. How is a man like a snowstorm... You never know when he's coming, how many inches
you'll get or how long it will last.