Words To Live By

-No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
-When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
-If your sister hits you, don't hit her back.  They always catch the second person.
-Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
-You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
-Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
-Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
-Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
-Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
-School lunches stick to the wall.
-You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
-Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
-The best place to be when you are sad is in Gradma's lap.

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