There was a father and his little boy that went into a local drugstore to pick up a
prescription. While in the store the little boy was looking around and come upon a
rather large display for condoms.
The little boy looked at all the brightly colored packages and the different types and the
different quantities. The little boy went to his father and asked,
"Daddy, what are these condoms for?"
The father, stuttered, and said "Well, they are for protection from diseases when a
man and a woman make love."
The little boy contemplated the concept for a few moments and then asked "Then, why
do these come in a package of three?"
The father coyly answered, "Those are for young men in high school. One for
Friday nite, one for Saturday nite and one for Sunday afternoon."
"UH-HUH" said the little boy, "then why are these in packages
of six?"
The father smirked, "Those are for young men in college. There are two
for Friday nite, two for Saturday nite and two for Sunday afternoon."
"WOW!" said the little boy in amazement.
Then he asked, "Well, then, why are these packaged a dozen at a
time?"
The father answered, "Those, my son, are for married men. One for
January, one for February........."