Show Me The Money

The mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses
that they were 'protecting'. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf and
dumb person for this job; if he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police
what he was doing.

Well, on his first week, the deaf collector picks up over $50,000. He gets greedy, decides to keep the money and stashes it in a safe place. The mafia soon realizes that their collection is late, and sends some of their hoods after the deaf collector.

The hoods find the deaf collector and ask him where the money is. The deaf collector can't communicate with them, so the mafia drags the guy to an interpreter.

The mafia hood says to the interpreter, "Ask him where da money is." The interpreter signs, "Where's the money?" The deaf signs, "I don't know what you're talking  about." The interpreter tells the hood,"He says he doesn't   know what you're talking about".

The hood pulls out a .38 and places it in the ear of  the deaf collector.   "NOW ask him where the money is." The interpreter signs, "Where is the money?" The deaf signs, "The $50,000 is in the tree stump in  the NE part of Central Park near the pond."
The interpreter looks to the hood and says, "He says he still doesn't know what you're talking about, and doesn't think you have the balls to pull the trigger."

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