Top ten things men SHOULDN'T say out loud in Victoria's Secret:

#10   Does this come in children's sizes?
#9     No thanks. Just Sniffing.
#8     I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
#7    Mom will love this.
#6    Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
#5    No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.
#4    Will you model this for me???
#3    The Miracle What?? This is better than world peace!!
#2    45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!

And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in Victoria's Secret:
#1   Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that.

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