Click to go back to the joke pageIF MEN WERE TO REWRITE THE RULES
Rule # 1 - Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
All comments become null and void after seven days.
Rule # 2 - If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us
to act like soap opera guys.
Rule # 3 - If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
Rule # 4 - It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those stupid
Cosmo quizzes together.
Rule # 5 - Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty
you are?
Rule # 6 - Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
Rule # 7 - You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -
not both.
Rule # 8 - Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
Rule # 9 - Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
Rule # 10 - Women who wear Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain
about having their boobs stared at.
Rule # 11 - When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp, you
saying "This is our exit" is not necessary.
Rule # 12 - Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.