There was a city boy who had just moved into the country. He went

walking around to check out his suroundings and found a farmer selling

chickens. The city boy went over to the farmer to see how much he was

selling them for.

The farmer asked him if he wanted a male or a female. The city boy asked

for both. So the farmer said, "Here you go, one cock and one pull-it."

The city boy confused asked him what he meant. The farmer said, "A cock

is a male chicken and a pull-it is a female chicken." The city boy said,

"Oh." and went on his way with two chickens one under each arm.

A bit further down the road he saw a donkey for sale. He went to the man

who was selling it to find out how much it was. The man said, "The ass

is 15 dollars." The city boy replied, "No, I wan't the donkey out side

in your yard." The man just said, "That's an ass." The city boy, new to

these terms, just said, "Oh." and bought the donkey.

As he was leaving the man yelled out, "Wait, the ass gets a bit stubborn

about going over hills, so you have to scratch him behind the ears to

get him going again." So the city boy is going back home and the donkey

stops dead in its tracks and he can't get it to move. He can't scratch

its ear because he would have to drop one of the chickens and it would

run away. So the city boy starts to fuss and yell at the donkey. While

he is doing this a beautiful women walks up and asks him if he needs

help.

The city boy thinks, hey why don't I try to impress this beautiful women

by using my new slang terms that I learned today. So the city boy turns

to the woman and says, "Yeah, could you hold my cock and pull-it while I