Click to go back to the joke pageJohn goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting my penis erect,
can you help me?"
After a complete examination the doctor tells John, "Well the problem with you is
that the muscles around the base of your penis are damaged. There's really nothing I can
do for you except if you're
willing to try an experimental treatment."
John asks sadly, "What is this treatment?"
"Well," the doctor explains, "what we would do is take the muscles from the
trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis."
John thinks about it silently then says, "Well the thought of going through life
without ever having sex again is too much, let's go for it."
A few weeks after the operation John was given the green light to use his improved
equipment. He planned a romantic evening for his girlfriend and took her to one of the
nicest restaurants in the city.
In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of
being painful. To release the pressure John unzipped his fly. His penis immediately sprung
from his pants, went to
the top of the table, grabbed a roll and then returned to his pants.
His girl friend was stunned at first but then said with a sly smile, "That was
incredible! Can you do it again?"
John replied with his eyes watering, "Well, I could try, but I don't think I can fit
another roll in my ass."