Some answers given by students who took a Bible test as reported in the Vancouver Sun:

1) The first book of the Bible is Guinness's in which Adam & Eve were created from an apple.

2) Noah's wife was Joan of Ark.

3) Unleavened bread is bread made with no ingredients.

4) Moses went to the top of Mt Cyanide to get the 10 Commandments.

5) The seventh commandment is "thou shalt not admit adultery."

6) Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

7) Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

8) Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.

9) Paul preached acrimony, which is another name for marriage.

10) David fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in biblical times.

11) A Christian should only have one wife. This is called monotony.

12) The Jews had trouble throughout their history with unsympathetic Genitals.

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