A boy was walking home one day, enraged by a licking he
had taken from the school bully. As he crossed the yard, a
chicken shot out in front of him and he kicked it. His mother
ran out of the house yelling, "I saw that, young man! You
can't have any chicken for a month!"

The boy was really mad now and headed to the barn.
Thinking the coast was clear, he kicked the pig. His mother
came out of nowhere, yelling, "I saw that! You can't have
any pork for two months!"

Just then the boy's father pulled up on his tractor, steaming
mad. As he dismounted, the cat ran out in front of him and
he kicked it, sending it flying. The boy spotted his mother
heading in their direction.

"Ma, you want to tell him or should I?"

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